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			  Have you herd of these?

				 C  O  W  S

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         (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
  /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/
 / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
*  ||----||      *  ||W---||      *  ||w---||      *  ||V---||
   ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
     Cow           Cow laden        Same cow       Betty Ford-type
                   with milk     after milking     cow with milk

 
         (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
         (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
  /-------\/-*     /-------\/       /-------\/   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 / |     || \     )*)(\/* /  *     / |     ||
*  ||----||  *   \ |||/)|/()(    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
\/|(/)(/\/(,,/   \)|(/\/|)(/\
  Cow munching   Grass munching   Cow in water       Cow in trouble
    on grass         on cow
 

         (__)
         (oo)                       U
  /-------\/                    /---V
 / |     ||                    * |--|                       .
*  ||----||
   ~~    ~~
 
Cow at 1 meter.         Cow at 100 meters.        Cow at 10,000 meters.

 
         (__)                     )__(                vv    vv
         (oo)                     (oo)                ||----||  *
  /-------\/               *-------\/                 ||     | /
 / |     ||               / |     ||                 /\-------/
*  ||----||              /  ||----||                (oo)
   ~~    ~~                 vv    vv                (~~)
 
American Cow              Polish Cow            Australian Cow
 
 
         (__)                     (__)                     (__)
         (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)
  /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
 / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||
*  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
   ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~
 
Cow who drank Jolt       Cow who ate              Cow who used Jolt to wash
                      psychadelic mushrooms      down psychadelic mushrooms
 
 
                                         /\                  __
                                        /  \                 ||
             (__)                 (__)  \  /               (_||_)
             SooS                 (oo)   \/                 (oo)
      /------S\/S          /-------\/    /S          /-------\/
     / |     ||           / |     ||    /  S        / |     ||
    *  ||----||          *  ||----||___/    S      *  ||----||
       ~~    ~~             ~~    ~~                  ~~    ~~
    This cow belonged     Ben Franklin owned       Abe Lincoln's
  to George Washington       this cow                   cow
 
 
                                                 (__)
         *        (__)                           (oo)
          \       (oo)                     /------\/
           \-------\/                     /|  |/  |
            | ==$ ||                     / |  [) ||
            ||----||                    *  ||----||
            ~~    ~~                       ~~    ~~
     Old "One Arm" belonged           This cow was given to
       to Ceasar's Palace           Hugh Hefner for his Birthday
 
 
                  (___)               (__)      (__)
                  ( O )               (oo)      (oo)
           /-------\ /                 \/--------\/
          / |     ||V                   |        |
         *  ||----||                    ||------||
            ~~    ~~                    ~~      ~~
  The cyclops that Jason and         This cow lived with
the Argonauts met had this cow          Dr. Doolittle
 
 
             (__)                   (__)
             [##]                   (@o)
      /-------\/             /-------\/              /-------  (__)
     / |     ||             / |     ||              / |     || (oo)
    *  ||----||            *  ||----||             *  ||----|---\/
       ~~    ~~               ~~    ~~                ~~    ~
 This cow belonged      This cow lived with      This cow belonged to
  to Flash Gordon       the Little Rascals       the Headless Horseman
 
 
                 (____)             (____)                           (____)
                 (oo  )                (o  o)                        ( O O)
      /-----------\  /          /-----\    /----          /-----------\  /
     / ||       |  \/          / |   |  \/   |           / ||       |  \/
    /  ||       ||||           \ |  |      | | |        /  ||       ||||
   *   ||||-----||||            *| | |-----| | |       *   ||||-----||||
       /\/\     /\/\             /\ /\     /\ /\           ~~~~     ~~~~
  This cow belonged         This was Salvatore      No one was sure whether
   to Pablo Picasso        Dali's favorite cow    M.C. Escher's cow had four
                                                           legs or eight
 
 
               O__O                             \_|_/
               (oo)                             (oo)
        /-------\/                       /-------\/
       / |     ||                       / |     ||
      *  ||----||                      *  ||----||
         ~~    ~~                         ~~    ~~
    Cow at Disneyland         Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
 
 
                        (__)
                ~~      (oo)
            ~~~~ /-------\/
         ~~~~~  / |     ||
       ~~~~~   *  ||----||
    ~~~~~~~~  ====~~====~~====
~~~~~~~~~~~~~/
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
     Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu
 
 
          *
           \
            \
            |\
          \ | \ (__)
          \\|| \(oo)
           \||\ \\/
            ~~ \||
             \\ ||
              \\||
               \||
                ~~
                 \\_
                  \_
   Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen
 
 
                                          (__)
                                          (--)
                                         /-\/-\
                                        /|    |\
                                       ~ |    | ~
               (__)                      |    |
               (DD)                      /----\
        /-------\/                      /    \ \
       / |     ||_\_/                  ~      * ~
      *  ||----|               Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
         ~~    ~                   (What a bod, huh guys?)
Cow chugging brews and staring at
  sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
 
 
              \ (__)
              \\(oo)
         /-----\\\/
        / |    (##)
       *  ||----||"
          ~~    ~~
    This cow plays bagpipes.
 
 
         (__)                     (__)                     (__)
         (\/)                     ($$)                     (**)
  /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
 / | 666 ||               / |=====||               / |     ||
*  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
   ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~
 
Satanic cow           This cow is a Yuppie         Cow in love
 
         ____
        (____)
 
         (__)
         (oo)
  /-------\/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   ~~    ~~
   holy cow