I like sleeping ... and eating. I am into milk! I do my part to keep the bug population down, and I'm a charter member of the Dustbunny Preservation and Development Committee (DPDC local 413).
I don't like getting wet. I've tried it, and it just isn't for me. I feel sorry for anyone who tries to give me a bath.
Did I mention that I like sleeping? I also like bamboo.
Howard calls me "The Big Flea", or just "Flea" Some times he calls me "Get the heck off of there", which I kind of prefer.
I like guessing what he'll be using next, and sleeping on it.
I don't like Howard's new Macintosh. It doesn't have a mouse to chase! Who designs these things anyway? [it has a trackpad -- hoco] At least his Sun computer stroid has a mouse.
I'm a thinker. Lately I've been wondering what color is. When Howard describes color to me he uses words I don't understand. If color really exists, I wonder ... what color am I?
I like reading news on the internet. I follow alt.animals.felines. I used to follow talk.politics.animals but there were too many flaming newbie dawgs posting in ALL CAPS.
Howard thinks I follow rec.pets.cats, but I just mark all articles as read.
Howard doesn't like me to download pictures from alt.binaries.pictures.animals (like he doesn't have the disk space or something...).
If you get a chance, send me some email at email@example.com, or if you prefer, you can send me a FAX on the Timefold fax machine.